What are you compensating for?
So I was at a gas station getting gas and as I get back in the car, the middle aged woman at the pump next island over asks me
"What are you compensating for?"
I wished I'd had a more clever response, but the best I could do in the heat of the moment was:
"I dunno, but it must be tiny because this car is awesome", and I left.
Of course, later I thought I could have worked my size 13 4E shoes into the response, but thinking "What I should have said" later rarely helps!
Next to "mid life crisis" this is probably the most common cliche, so I'm curious what comebacks others have used...
Any good ones to file away for next time?
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